My teacher scares me?

i have a math teacher who has a big nose, shes really pale, her hair is bright red, greasy, and short like a guy with longish hair. and her teach have a big gap theyre yellow. shes 50, looks around 60 and she is always patting me on the back. she has ocd everything has to be in order for her. every day shegoes around the clroom and picks up little pieces of trash, while stickingher in peoples faces. one time i had a piece of paper on my forehead and she tried to touch me and get it off. she squaks like a bird and talks to an umbrella. her "umbrella voice" is like a squeal. her umbrella is a elephant and she talks about how attractive it is. she believes in numerology and her skirts are above her wrinkly knees. people say shes a which i strongly believe is true. people also say she makes her own cllothes, her parents were clowns, she skateboards, someone asked her if she got her hair died and she hid under her desk and started crying. help she really freaks me out